Okay, I never answer these, but this one I can't resist:
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"There was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."--The Voyage of the Dawn Treader by C. S. Lewis
Or:
"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit."--The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien
Both tell us *so much* in so few words. (I also love that in The Silver Chair, when re-introducing Eustace, CSL says, "His name unfortunately was Eustace Clarence Scrubb, but he wasn't a bad sort"--shows how radically he's changed!)
Honorable mention: "That amiable youth, Jimmy Thesiger, came racing down the big staircase at Chimneys two steps at a time."--The Seven Dials Mystery by Agatha Christie
I dunno, it just struck me as funny last time I re-read it. :D
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"There was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."--The Voyage of the Dawn Treader by C. S. Lewis
Or:
"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit."--The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien
Both tell us *so much* in so few words. (I also love that in The Silver Chair, when re-introducing Eustace, CSL says, "His name unfortunately was Eustace Clarence Scrubb, but he wasn't a bad sort"--shows how radically he's changed!)
Honorable mention: "That amiable youth, Jimmy Thesiger, came racing down the big staircase at Chimneys two steps at a time."--The Seven Dials Mystery by Agatha Christie
I dunno, it just struck me as funny last time I re-read it. :D