*snerk*

Needed a laugh tonight and ran across this... there's a certain SPN character who can get this way from time to time!

Especially Serious Sam
by Jack Prelutsky
I'm especially serious Sam--
Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am!
I have no desire to smile,
Not even once in a while.
My aspect's entirely severe,
I never know laughter or cheer.
Hilarity's not to my taste,
While whimsy is simply a waste.

I'm unsympathetic to fun,
And don't get the point of a pun.
Mere banter I cannot abide,
I haven't a frivolous side.
Don't bother displaying your wit,
I won't be impressed, not a bit.
Jocosity's truly a bore,
And horseplay I wholly abhor.

I'm somber, sedate, and intense,
So merriment doesn't make sense.
Caprice I dismiss and disdain,
It pains my so-serious brain.
You might as well jest with a wall,
A rug or a red rubber ball,
Tell jokes to an oyster or clam...
I'm especially serious Sam.