They call him El Hombre....

Brendan Ryan walks through the clubhouse and stops to tie his shoe in front of Albert Pujols' locker. As he looks up from his task, something in the locker catches his eye. He reaches in and pulls out a hanger draped with shiny red fabric.
"Is this a cape?!" he wonders aloud.
"SHHH!" someone hisses behind him.
Ryan turns. Adam Wainwright, with warning in his eyes, shakes his head slowly.
And the words on the screen say:
PLAY LIKE A CARDINAL

Happy Opening Day, y'all! :D