Paging Chickies *bwack*....

I've just started the explanation unit with my class, and I'm wanting to play the "I'm a foreigner; explain X to me" game with them. Since I have a dirndl, I'd like to do it as a German. What sorts of questions would someone from a farm way up in the Bavarian Alps have upon first arriving in America? (And what sorts of nonsense descriptions/explanations would she try to trick the Americans with?)