
From Mythbusters:
V/O: Talking to plants. Usually the domain of eccentric elderly women with lots of cats. But anything for science.
V/O: Murder in the garden. Was it Kari in the greenhouse with a faulty hose pipe?
Adam: For a bumper crop, let there be rock.
Scotti: Maybe it's a myth that methane is flammable.
Adam: It's not a myth. We're just idiots.
From Top Gear:
Jeremy (yelling at the gearbox on a new Aston Martin Vanquish): I paid for the car! I want to decide when to change gears!
Steve Coogan: I had a red Ferrari once... I think it was the Magnum one.
Jeremy: Did you have a mustache?
Steve: Yeah, I had a stick-on.
Jeremy: The paddle gearbox in the Ferrari is better [than the Aston], but that's like saying rabies is better than botulism.
Jeremy: We've heard that you've started making cars [in America and Australia].
James: It's idling [at 60 mph]. You big Aussie slacker!
Jeremy: All these girls come down here every week to see little Richard all dressed up in their miniskirts, and now he's had his heart stolen by a car! Isn't it sweet?
From an email from a prof:
Thoreauly yours, ...
Have you seen the new Febreze underpants-on-head commercial? XD
In other news, you know you're out of it when you try to use the volume control on the remote to turn up the lights. *blush*